Someone stole the head of the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz in McDonald, Pa. The costume was displayed along with the Scarecrow, Tin Man, Dorothy and Wicked Witch of the West in the town near Pittsburgh. Now someone has stolen the Lion's head.
This is a serious turn of events because it means George W. Bush is now truly out of his mind. When police recover the Cowardly Lion's head please return it to where it really belongs: the Oval Office.