From: The National Gay and Lesbian Recruitment Center, Closet Gay Division
Former Senator Larry Craig has revealed the secret bathroom code of tapping one's feet to quitely attract fellow closetted gay men for sleazy, quick and anonymous bathroom sex. His lack of forethought that a Christian bigot police officer might be trying to trap closetted gay Republican Senators was in direct violation of the closetted gay men rules.
Therefore the CGD has decided to immediately change the secret code. Therefore, effective immediately instead tapping one's feet to attract other men, a seeker should now scratch their ankle while clearing their throat. The use of the pink $20 bill has been dismissed as a possible solution since we fear they may find their way into general circulation and confuse the straight people.
Openly gay individuals should continue to use traditional "hey, you want a blow job?" approach. Remember we continue to believe that openly suggesting sex is NOT illegal between consenting adults so long as no offer to exchange sex for money is involved.
No change in the secret code for lesbians is required at this time. Thankfully lesbians don't have a dick to be ruled by (strap-ons don't count). Of course, since there are no closetted Republican lesbians anyway, there's really not much to worry about.
Also, the board has decided that 3 new adults over the age of 17 (instead of 2) will need to be recruitted in 2008 for a member to qualify for the microwave. All other award levels remain unchanged.
For questions or further information please contact the Closetted Gay Division of the National Gay and Lesbian Recruitment Center.