Today is a state holiday as deer season begins. This year the rules have changed and the roles reversed. Deer have a two week opportunity to bag their limit of humans. Each deer is allowed five people with children counting as half. Unfortunately it's tough to determine which cars have only adults. The rules involve deer jumping out towards traffic and causing accidents. A direct hit is when a car goes head on into a tree.
Please remember to gut and clean your prey before enjoying your meals does, fawns and stags! As far as points go people in SUV's are double points. Young people driving sports cars only count as half because they're easy pickings. Good luck and good hunting. Today should be a good opening day since it's raining with leaves on the ground and slippery conditions are optimal.