Now that the writers strike is over television can stop airing all these terrible reality shows polluting the airwaves. I heard one network got so desperate they were about to relaunch "Queen For A Day." It featured Larry Craig hustling through mens rooms. The kept running into the same problem however: the other men kept being Republican lawmakers.
Why is it Americans don't send phony scam emails to people in Africa?
Who is this Amanda who keeps emailing me to watch her webcam? Why is her father asking me to watch? How creepy can the internet get?
I also get unsolicited emails encouraging me to get breast enhancement. Dear they need to get smaller, not larger!
I watched a movie this afternoon called "Farce of the Penguins." Hilarious.