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March 09, 2008

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Ghost of Tom Joad

You hit the nail on the head. We knew why Edwards wanted to be President. We know why Obama wants to be President. Hell, we even know why McCain wants to be President(Four more years of Bush!!!). But why does Hillary? We've never heard it. And of course she won't say revenge publicly.

Thomas Taylor
Despite all appearances to the contrary, I'm not a racist sexist pig because I used the 'satire' tag. Wait, what's that? You say satire is supposed to be funny? Damn, I obviously had no clue about that.
-Kirk Wentzel


Kirk Wentzel

Why are you signing things with my name? I don't get it.

It may because it's early in the morning or that is just too much of a non sequitur? It's possible your trying to quote me...in which case we use things called quote marks dear....they look like this: "

tyler

"And she doesn't have to worry about some psycho saving a dress with Presidental "memories". (No it wasn't a plant...yeah...right.)"


So, Monica was a plant...a cog in the vast right wing conspiracy machine? Or was she simply a chubby intern that a certain former President with a history of philandering put the moves on after she flashed him her oversized thong? And calling her a psycho is right out of Sid Vicious Blumenthal/James Carville playbook in blaming the victim mentality. They were ready to tar and feather that girl UNTIL she came (no pun intented) back with the dress as proof.

Or am I missing that clever satire?

Kirk Wentzel

Tyler, come on. I may be gay but I don't know a single girl...not ONE, that would not have shreiked in horror and RAN the dress to the dry cleaner to remove that specific kind of "memory". She preserved it like evidence from a crime scene.

Forgive me if I'm a little skeptical about that particular odd sequence of events. Neither of them were angels but the existance of that dress complete with stain seemed just a bit TOO convenient so I have to admit it makes me wonder a little, yeah.

VAST conspiracy...I didn't say that...why is it assumed we think it was a vast conspiracy, it could have been a very small operation without the knowledge of the leadership.

John and I could reveal damaging things we know about some local Democrats without the leadership of the local GOP knowing about it but the GOP would certainly take advantage of it if I did. They would be stupid not to. So I don't dismiss anything.


tyler

I know John likes baseball...so I will use a recent baseball analogy plucked from todays headlines...

Why did Brian McNamee keep needles and gauze pads from injections dated back in 2000 and 2001 for Roger Clemens? Maybe in the back of his mind, he knew the true nature and much like Monica, he thought he was going to be tossed under the proverbial bus so he needed something 'just in case'.

Kinda makes the 'they are lying' ring hollow.

Bill: I did not have sexual relations with woman...What? She kept the dress? Ah crap...ok, yea, i did diddle with the fat girl...

As for the conspiracy charge...the question needs to be asked...WHO got Monica in as an intern...if memory serves...her dad was a big time dem donor...or was it Richard Mellon Scaife who got her the job?

If we can figure out who placed her there...then you have a good starting point as to who is behind the attempt to bring down a presidency.

VastRWConspirator1: So if I get this straight, all we have to do to bring down Clinton is get him into arms reach of a chubby girl? That's it?
VastRWConspirator2: Yup. All she has to do it flash her thong...the rest falls into place.
1: You gotta be kidding me...one chubby girl wearing a thong???
2: I know it sounds crazy, but it'll work.
1: Ok, who do we know?
2: I know this big time doctor who is a democratic donor...his daughter might fit the bill (no pun intended)...

have a great day :)

tyler

I know John likes baseball...so I will use a recent baseball analogy plucked from todays headlines...

Why did Brian McNamee keep needles and gauze pads from injections dated back in 2000 and 2001 for Roger Clemens? Maybe in the back of his mind, he knew the true nature and much like Monica, he thought he was going to be tossed under the proverbial bus so he needed something 'just in case'.

Kinda makes the 'they are lying' ring hollow.

Bill: I did not have sexual relations with woman...What? She kept the dress? Ah crap...ok, yea, i did diddle with the fat girl...

As for the conspiracy charge...the question needs to be asked...WHO got Monica in as an intern...if memory serves...her dad was a big time dem donor...or was it Richard Mellon Scaife who got her the job?

If we can figure out who placed her there...then you have a good starting point as to who is behind the attempt to bring down a presidency.

VastRWConspirator1: So if I get this straight, all we have to do to bring down Clinton is get him into arms reach of a chubby girl? That's it?
VastRWConspirator2: Yup. All she has to do it flash her thong...the rest falls into place.
1: You gotta be kidding me...one chubby girl wearing a thong???
2: I know it sounds crazy, but it'll work.
1: Ok, who do we know?
2: I know this big time doctor who is a democratic donor...his daughter might fit the bill (no pun intended)...

have a great day :)

tyler

I know John likes baseball...so I will use a recent baseball analogy plucked from todays headlines...

Why did Brian McNamee keep needles and gauze pads from injections dated back in 2000 and 2001 for Roger Clemens? Maybe in the back of his mind, he knew the true nature and much like Monica, he thought he was going to be tossed under the proverbial bus so he needed something 'just in case'.

Kinda makes the 'they are lying' ring hollow.

Bill: I did not have sexual relations with woman...What? She kept the dress? Ah crap...ok, yea, i did diddle with the fat girl...

As for the conspiracy charge...the question needs to be asked...WHO got Monica in as an intern...if memory serves...her dad was a big time dem donor...or was it Richard Mellon Scaife who got her the job?

If we can figure out who placed her there...then you have a good starting point as to who is behind the attempt to bring down a presidency.

VastRWConspirator1: So if I get this straight, all we have to do to bring down Clinton is get him into arms reach of a chubby girl? That's it?
VastRWConspirator2: Yup. All she has to do it flash her thong...the rest falls into place.
1: You gotta be kidding me...one chubby girl wearing a thong???
2: I know it sounds crazy, but it'll work.
1: Ok, who do we know?
2: I know this big time doctor who is a democratic donor...his daughter might fit the bill (no pun intended)...

have a great day :)

tyler

my bad...kept getting errors when trying to post...didnt mean to post 3 times.

Melissa

"...didnt mean to post 3 times"

Oh sure you didn't. Conspirators always proclaim their innocence. LOL :)

Kirk Wentzel

I'm not saying Bill didn't lie about it...clearly he tried to wiggle out of it. BTW is it just fat girls in thongs that straight guys like? I mean what's the most important component, the girl part or the thong part cause I'm not above buying John a thong if it will help. (I'm in deep shit now.)

But really a MAN keeping needles and a WOMAN keeping a spooged dress are slightly different. Logically, don't you think it's natural to think she (and he) would NOT have wanted all that to come out. Having evidence in your closet kind of goes against that. If you are trying to keep something secret you generally GET RID of evidence, you don't preserve it.

I admit I don't know all the facts of that case but I was always wondered why did she keep the dress if she didn't want this to become public. One POSSIBLE answer to that question is that perhaps she did want to become public. It makes me wonder. Keeping it secret + keeping evidence = something that doesn't quite add up.


tyler

Looking at it and trying to be objective...I dont think Bill has a 'type'. He's pulled some babes (elizabeth gracen was in playboy)and he's gone after some dogs (pre surgery paula jones). I guess what he was attracted to was a pulse. Well, actually, THAT isnt accurate if you remember his comments about the Peruvian mummy he said he would date. (Google it if you think I am making that last part up.)

I just think the man was/is addicted.

But again, going back to the root of this thread...unless you can prove some member of the VRWC put Monica in the internship position for the purpose of causing an affair with the President, then the claims of her being a plant are allegations at best by folks who want to blame everyone BUT the guy whose own misdeeds brought on his own troubles. The buck stops at President Clinton's desk.

:)

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