I have to wonder why HILLARY Clinton wants to be President after she was first-hand witness to the absolute hell the GOP put her husband trhough for 8 years. To me, it made little sense. Then it occured to me....one word....revenge.
First, against her own husband. I'll bet Hillary plans to wrap her legs around every hot young intern she can find. And she doesn't have to worry about some psycho saving a dress with Presidental "memories". (No it wasn't a plant...yeah...right.)
Second, against every Republican politico who every bad mouthed her...demise of the line-item veto not withstanding. I suspect we'll see photos of Larry Craig dressed up like Madonna shortly after her inauguration if she wins.
Third, against the American people (especially those Obama supporters) as she starts to ignore nearly every promise made during the campaign, just like Bill did (Thanks for that whole DOMA thing Bill).
Now if we agree with George Carlin that international politics is really all about 'who has the bigger dick' than clearly we are at a disadvantage with Hillary. Now Obama, on the otherhand...I hate to be steriotypical but from my experience some steriotypes are based in fact.
Don't get me wrong, I think she's better than John McCain who spoke of Lincoln the other day by telling a group of seniors that he knew Abe well. He's certainly old enough for that to be believable. I heard he might have to have facial surgery again...they want to try to make him look younger...like about 100. I finally figured out why McCain is having photo op after photo op with seniors and WWII military vets...the only way they can make him look young is to picture him with people older than him. Unfortunately we are losing WWII vets rapidly so McCain has to take every opportunity to get those pictures quickly.
I saw a picture of him at a natural history museum and I wasn't sure which object in the picture was McCain and which was the dinosaur (which never existed because they're not in the Bible right?).
And for those you you about to jump on my case, I invite you to check out the category this article is published under. It's SATIRE. Ahhh politics...