Former North Carolina Senator John Edwards, who suspended his presidential campaign in early February, has decided to unsuspend it and continue his quest for the nomination. According to his spokesman Barney Google "I see the two remaining candidates unable to clinch this nomination and I feel I can be a consensus compromise candidate who can both beat John McCain and unite the Party."
Rumor is that Sen. Edwards awoke this morning and looked into his mirror to see a President staring back. He decided the visage was simply too glorious to ignore and reversed his earlier decision. He then went to breakfast where Elizabeth reminded him it was April Fools Day and the reflection was simply playing games with him.