Announcement

I have an announcement of sorts to make.  I've found Jesus.  Yes, after a lot of searching and being lost, I've finally found Jesus.  Don't worry as this won't affect the blog or my writing in any way.  It was the result of looking high and low for something important and finally discovering it in an unexpected place.

See I lost baby Jesus soon after Christmas.  I suppose my dog must have been playing with the small figure from the Christmas creche and it found it's way under the sofa.  Thank goodness for spring cleaning because I finally found him yesterday.  Oh, and April Fool's.

Comments

[chris casey]

very nicely done, John, short and to the point. I think I went too far with mine.

[Melissa]

Would you like to be called John the Apostle for today? Or maybe just Mr. Clean? :)

[John Morgan]

Mr. Clean? I'm not bald enough for that.

[Melissa]

It was a reference to your "spring cleaning" and had nothing to do with your hair!

[John Morgan]

Spring cleaning????? Oh, that was part of the joke Melissa!

[Melissa]

Well, I'm glad to hear it was all part of the joke. Because, after reading your announcement, I said to myself, "Hmmm, maybe I should do some spring cleaning today." And then I proceeded to sit on my ass all day and accomplish nothing, unless warming a seat now constitutes an accomplishment.

[John Morgan]

Spring cleaning is better done a nice, warm day when you can throw open the windows, allow lots of nice warm air through the house, and circulate all that dust you wind up disturbing. Today was too cool and rainy for it.

On the other hand you'll never know if you might have found Jesus too....or your Mr. Clean.