With the recent demise of bigoted preacher Jerry Falwell and his imminent internment the gay and lesbian community is now organizing an appropriate tribute to the great man. Along with feminists and other minorities vicitmized by the Right (extremely right) Reverend, beginning this Friday we'll be sponsoring contests to see who can piss the most on the man's grave. The winner each day gets a new toaster oven.
Falwell is being buried in Lynchburg, Virginia at his Thomas Road Baptist Church tomorrow at 1 pm. At 1:01 pm the ground at the church will no longer be hallowed after his body contaminates it with its presence.
Interestingly Fred Phelps and his band of crazies from Topeka, Kansas will be there to protest. What, wasn't Falwell hateful enough for you bastards? Seeing as the grave will already be bastardized by Phelps' attendance the constant visitations by feminists, gays and lesbians to memorialize the late preacher with their urine will be modest in comparison. Is there no better way to remember Jerry Falwell than to piss on his grave? While there you might also get the urge to dance a jig. Far be it from me to stop you from doing whatever the spirit stimulates you to do.
Meanwhile Bill Maher did a segment on last week's show which is classic. This may be the funniest thing Maher has ever done. Warning, it isn't work safe (mostly because you'll literally split your sides laughing).
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