For all of you preparing to travel for Thanksgiving, good news just came out about the safety of air travel. Not only is TSA being tipped off to security tests their efforts are so successful that people have been more than able to smuggle bomb parts (in tests) through security. I understand this may cause some concern for those of you who will be flying. Rest assured that you will be fine. Go rent a copy of the dvd "United 93" and learn how to take over a hijacked airliner. That should educate you on how to disable your terrorist plane mates.
By the way, you might also want to do some preparation before your flight. You know, things like new wills (please just leave everything to me), leaving passwords to your computer for the survivors to find, important documents to your lawyer's office so they'll be easy to file for your estate, and, of course, don't fail to put all your liquids in quart size baggies only. Security is paramount after all.
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